Sim Kwang Yang (Malaysiakini)
There must be a severe breakdown of communication between the national BN headquarters in Kuala Lumpur and the Sarawak BN in Kuching.

Just as we have heard the assurance from the DPM Najib Abdul  Rajak that BN will not be dispensing “instant mee” projects in Batang Ai, Sarawak BN ministers have begun to rain development goodies from the sky on the lucky voters of Batang Ai.
Abang Johari immediately responded to the DPM’s assurance that indeed there are no such things as “instant noodle” projects in Sarawak.